September 30, 2005

Photo Friday: Darkness.

Apologies that I've been absent most of the week. It was a very busy few days, in a good way. To make up for it, here are some photos for Photo Friday: Darkness. The first was taken in the upper floors of Morris Library before they were closed on August 1st for the expensive and lengthy renovations that probably mean I'll be Dr. John before I ever set foot on the upper floors again. I think that darkness in the library is appropriate this week because it is still Banned Books Week. (See the pencil version here.) When I think of a world that bans things in practice like Hemingway and Catcher in the Rye, and where myriad other works can be banned at will in principle by well-meaning people who think they know what is best for us all, all I can think of is a dark world. Sounds trite, yes. But true. I attended a reading of banned books on the library lawn Tuesday, where library staff members read from banned books of their choosing. Unfortunately, no one was up for any Hemingway, but they raffled off some banned books, wrapped in brown paper. My wife won Jon Stewart's book (I don't know who bans it, sorry). It felt almost subversive, since being in the Heartland, I was most likely sitting there not that far from possibly well-intentioned people who want certain things banned. I'm anticipating resistance if Brokeback Mountain is released in one of the Carbondale movie theaters, not necessarily from Carbondalies, but from local judgmental types who only want what's good for us (right?) and might be willing to come from surrounding areas and states to protect us (HA!) from the subject matter of the film. I'm experiementing with some counter-measures to protesting films and burning books. I call two of these measures "Protesting The Protesting Via The Wicked Spank" and "Flaming Dog Doo On A Stick." The former involves me riding back and forth through the homophobic protestors on my bike with no pants on and my hairy bum hanging out, asking the protestors who only want what's best for me to spank me with their picket signs, since I have such a filthy mouth. The latter is just that: stinky poop on a stick, lit on fire on the lawns of book burners. Now I just need my own personal army, Project Mayhem or police force to help me in these measures. But then again, I have faith in the people of Carbondale that they won't protest a movie just because it's about two cowboys that fall in love. Love is certainly nothing to protest.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

is brokeback mountain supposed to come to carbondale? i've heard such good things about it. there's some movie about chinese-american lesbians showing tomorrow night at one of the two kerasotes joints, but it's not the same thing...

the faner fantom

Pragmatik said...

I sure as hell hope so, fantom dude;) We got I Heart Huckabees when not everyone did, and The Constant Gardener. They've shown the trailers in Carbondale at least twice that I've seen.

I think I'd be willing to drive pretty far to see it, though, if it doesn't come here. I'll have to fit my bike into the trunk somehow, for the Wicked Spank assault.

neighbor girl said...

The Wicked Spank Assault... priceless.

chris said...

I'd like to see The Constant Gardner.

I think protesting protests themselves with way over-the-top methods is going to make more of a point to the protesters than getting ignored by "big business"