October 20, 2005

No Pity: a little ditty.

NyQuil is great, it is good, it is true. You can't have my NyQuil, no, not even you. It helps me to sleep because I'm a little sick. The green kind tastes yucky, sucky - ick! Once in college I tried that crap Thunderbird, And it tastes like garbage, soaking in terd. Well that green NyQuil tastes much worse, And I wanted to drink Thunderbird or poop from a horse Or something more foul or disgusting than this, Such as waking up an ulgy old hag with a kiss. Cherry NyQuil is also bad, tastes like trash, And it's a sick color, like fake blood or a rash. But I can swallow it without gagging And get around without lagging And buy it without nagging* And build up my nice winter time stash. [*They took out the Pseudoephedrine, that redneck drug dealers use to make meth, so the old ladies at the store don't eye me up for buying it anymore.]

9 comments:

Bob said...

lmao!
well wishes

Pragmatik said...

NyQuil is very good at night,
But in the day it's better.
It's like wrapping up the whole world
In a big, old, puffy sweater.

Anonymous said...

drink some aqua-velvet after shove lotion

it has at 20% alchol

r y ok????

Anonymous said...

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS......
SKY IS BLUE R U ?????

Pragmatik said...

Aqua-Velva is stinky.

Pragmatik said...

No, me no blue. You?

Anonymous said...

no me no blue,,,
how are your pets doing?

Pragmatik said...

Me no pets to have. Only wife. She get mad if me call her pet.

Pragmatik said...

She hit me now.